Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
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School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.