Difference

Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.πŸ˜‚

What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?

One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?

Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...

What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

Cancer is still here. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯😭😭

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love πŸ’— night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏑 night is it a great πŸ‘ home 🏑 was the day I love πŸ’•

What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏑? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.