Difference jokes
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
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What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.