Difference jokes
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.