Difference jokes

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.

What's the difference between my mum and my dad?

My mum stayed.

What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?

The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.

What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?

I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.

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School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.

What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?

Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?

Nothing, I eat both of them.

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.