Difference jokes
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!