Difference jokes
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.