Difference jokes
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
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What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.