You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
