Difference jokes
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.