Difference jokes
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.