Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
why is england's team unfair in chess? because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9
