Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
