Difference jokes
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.