What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
