Difference jokes
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.