Difference jokes

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?

Son: I don't know.

Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?

They both cheated!

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

What's the difference between your dad and cancer?

Cancer came back...

What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

Nothing, I cut both of them.

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?

Your nan's a GILF!

What's the difference between my basement and my garage?

One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

What’s the difference between football and rape?

Women don’t like football.