Difference jokes
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
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What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
Your face.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.