Difference jokes

Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.

Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

What's the difference between drugs and kids?

I don't sell drugs.

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

No one stops sucking.

Say yes if you wanna fuck.

What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

One can support an average family.

What is the difference between a tree?

What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?

What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?