Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat itš
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But thatās just nuts.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ENDS WORLD HUNGER.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What did the frog order? A diet croak!
I didnāt eat breakfast because Iām starving myself
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut š
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they Ģd crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, itās a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard
But itās a hearty meal
Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
Why can't blind people have a sea food diet?
They have to see the food to eat
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Why does the Greeks and Romans like food. Because food is good for you.
