Die jokes
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Iron Man dies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!