Die jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.