its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince? The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didin’t, i died of laughter 😂
how did the gay man die? homicide
weirdo: im too high too die! me: youll just fall harder
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot catd
How did Stephen Hawking Die? Is PC overheated
my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive
I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
Life's a bitch and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office, they answer. "Hello this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab em', we slab em', how may I be of service?"
a boy couldnt walk normally because his pants are huge and when he went to school the ppl there made so much jokes about him that he died
ITS NOT TRUE JUST A FAKE JOKE DONT WORRY
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
