Die jokes
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?