Die jokes
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?