Die jokes
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Memes
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
* * *
Is die?