Die jokes
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.