Didnt jokes
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
I didn’t do that.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.