Didnt

Didnt jokes

Dad

    • I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad. He didn't show up for the rest of the year.

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    • Tea

    • Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

    British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

    Friend

    • Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

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    Woman

    • A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

    "Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."

    Parent

    • Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

    Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

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    • Twin

    • One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

    My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

    Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.

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    • Loan

    • I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

    Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

    Johnny

    • One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.

    No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.

    His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.