Dick's jokes
Ur dick.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
My dick hard.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!