Dick's jokes
"Dick me down shorts."
My dick.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Dick in my mouth.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.