Dick's jokes
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Dick in my mouth.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
I'm not gay, dick.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
What group of high school students touch the most dicks?
The jocks.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!