Dick's jokes
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Dick sucking.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Ur dick.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
How do you shrivel a dick?
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!