Dick's jokes
I like dicks... sporting goods.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...