Dick's jokes
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
How do you shrivel a dick?
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.