Dick's jokes
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.