One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
ooooooooooooooooooooo
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
