Sike jokes

Lie

    • One time I was watching TV.

    Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!

    Me: Omg, really?

    Mom: Sike, I lied.

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    • Pokemon

    • POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

    To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

    Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

    Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

    Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

    Poke him on!

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    • Lie

    • "You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

    Number

    • I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

    Sike, that's the wrong number!

    ooooooooooooooooooooo

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    • Roast

    • James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

    My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

    My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

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    • Reader

    • You got a dig bick.

    You read that wrong.

    You read that wrong too.

    Maybe you read that wrong as well.

    You just went and back-checked.

    You reread all of that.

    You have a pet wussy.

    You read that wrong...

    You need mental help.

    Emo kid

    • I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

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    • Dad

    • Hey Siri, where is my dad?

    Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

    HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

    Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

    ...WhAT-

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