Sike jokes

One time I was watching TV.

Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!

Me: Omg, really?

Mom: Sike, I lied.

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

Me: Hey, I’m your mom.

Orphan: Yay, you came back!

Me: Sike!

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

ooooooooooooooooooooo

You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!

So three retards walk into a classroom...

Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Sike, I lied. I like big black men.

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.