There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
If some girls are vegan then why do they suck dick?
sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
Do you know Candice? Candice dick fit in your mouth!
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, " Dad how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big "dick"? her father replied " honey, you should have watch me last night - it was inside my mouth, does it cycle now?"
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well.... For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and your ready to fire.
Question: Do you know who candis is? Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth
They say give a man an inch he'll take a mile what about women they don't have Dick's
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a Dick.
Roses are red violets are blue I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth đź¤. Dirty bitch
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick girlfriend: " cool where is it?"
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
