My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
DICK MUNCHER
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny.
The grandpa replies “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”
Johnny replied “No.” and left the room.
The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car.
“Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny.
“Does your dick touch your asshole?”
“No.”
The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.
“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa.
“Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”
“Yep.”
“Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”
my dick is hard as a rock anyone wanna fuck
my dick hard
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick
Knock knock ? Who’s there? Willis. Willis who? Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!!?!!
Do you know Candice? Candice dick fit in your mouth!
i dicked ur mom down so good bitch
what do you call a crying dick? -it call a crying dick
child with cancer says mother what will i be when i grow up and then the mother says shut up dick you have cancer hehehe.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Calculate my dick, virgins
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre
when she says she wrestle so you pull out your dick and she punches it
Did you hear that story "three lines In the sand?" By dickadraggin
how do you get Dick from Richard ? you ask nicely
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
