Destruction jokes
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
it was just a prank bro.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.