9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
whit did u call a school got bloign up
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
