Destruction

Destruction jokes

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.