Description jokes

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

What is brown and sticky?

What is white and gooey?

What is long and hard?

(Tell me in the comments)

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?

A rhino.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

You're a fat poop poop!

What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife? “Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."

Ed is dumb.

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

"Lazy."