Depression

Depression Jokes

its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror

my parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped if i had done 'it' i would have gotten SO many apologies

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide

Me: aren't they the same thing?