How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Depression Jokes
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
