Depression jokes
Run, bestie, run!
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
like if you know someone that is emo.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
Me :D
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Depression :)
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.