Depression jokes
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
Who am I?
Run, bestie, run!
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because itโs easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
like if you know someone that is emo.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.