Depression jokes
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Suicide is population control, republished.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
Who am I?