Depression jokes
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Suicide is population control, republished.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?