Depression

Depression jokes

When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?

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    • When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

    Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

    If you know it, you know it.

    You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

    But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

    I only have 4 moods:

    • fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

    I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

    • fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

    and don't forget the inevitable

    • fuck it

    and for those who have just given up

    • fuck

    This is beautiful.

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    • What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.

    I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.

    My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

    I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."

    Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

    My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3