The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!
Depression: Lie in bed
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depressionđ
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees
To People who say that depression hits hard... The car begs to disagree
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.
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I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
There's nothing else that can beat up dog
What's up dog?
Just my depression!
your mom
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression
You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee Me: yeh, of course My Bff: ok which one Me: You know......the black one Me: like my soul... My Bff: jeez you ok
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Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first
People trying too stop me from being depressed: âJust cheer up!â
Me: âWOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THATâ
Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D
A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.
