Depression

Depression Jokes

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"

me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)

do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said go look in a mirror. I said thank you.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me