I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
My fucking life, cya.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
