Depression jokes
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
My fucking life, cya.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.