Depression

Depression Jokes

Bridge

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

Death

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

School

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Light Bulb

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

Tree

Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"

Friend #2: "Apples"

Me: "I can hang myself in them."

Death

When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)

Cycle

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

Noose

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

Life

Why am I still alive?

Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...

Kid

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

Apple

what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)

Suicide

Mom: You will make me kill myself.

Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Man

Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"

Depression: "Lie in bed."