I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
Maths....
....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression
What’s a depressed kids favourite game....hangman.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
nobody: aww thats so sad! me: just like me
when you see a depressed kid you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
Mom : You will make me kill myself Me who has cut first : I'll kill myself ✨first✨
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
(demons in my head) *i laugh to meet them*...
What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
your mom
suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
I went up to the depressed kid and said, I like ya cuts G
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
