Depression jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
I have cripple and depression.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.