Death jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Me die.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.