This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
What did the suicidal leperchaun say Irish i was dead
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.
We found out that she died............... from an autopsy
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die
There is thin line between death and life !! You won't live to see it .....
The Cardiogram will !!
ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
If I die delete my search history
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
