Death jokes
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.