Death jokes
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
You die. LOL!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."