What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Death Jokes
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Your Nan is dead.
