Death jokes
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
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How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.