Death jokes
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
He got a paper cut and bled out.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
You die. LOL!
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)