Death jokes
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.