How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
