Death jokes
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
You die. LOL!
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.