Death jokes

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.

Guess whose parents didn't survive?

Liv's parents.

The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!