Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
One time there was a squirrel who died. It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
why can't helen keller drive cause shes already dead
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
you know Sally? she's dead now
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
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What do u call a pedophile who's dying? you.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
