Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
I love jumping off cliffs.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
