Death jokes
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"