Death

Death jokes

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.