What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.
At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.