Death jokes
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.