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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
#RIPBOZO
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
