Death jokes
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.