What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
Death Jokes
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
Kill yourself!
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
