Death jokes
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.