Death

Death jokes

Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?

Answer: The tree.

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.