Death Jokes

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick

This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.

we sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave eric and dylan a shortcut

If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?

Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there

do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat

My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.😝😝😝😝😜😜🥱🥱🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴😩😩😃😃🤗🤗🤗🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😉😘🥰😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒🤒🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮😩😬😣😳🌛🥶🤧🥵😩😫🤧🤑🌜🥵😦😳😮🙁😢🤐😫🌜🤤😘😫😬🥱😘🥴🤣🙂😑😏😑😏😏

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

My friend died from Ligma! Ligma Balls.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven