Death jokes
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION