Dead jokes

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I hit my friend.

He's dead now.

One time there was a squirrel who died.

It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.

Dean's sex life.

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?

A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Why can't my grandma talk?

Because she's dead.

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

“Wills”

Are they a dead giveaway!

What did the dinosaur say to the man?

It didn’t, they're dead.

What’s a green cucumber?

A carrot.

With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!