Dead

Dead jokes

Chicken

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it got knocked down on its way.

Hooker

What's the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.

Reaper

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

Peanut Butter

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.

Baby

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

Hitler

Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.

Hooker

What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?

The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.

Baby

How do you know your baby is dead?

It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.