Dead jokes
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
I'm Gay.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"