Dead Jokes

Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:

Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it

( I would never do dat though I love pupies )

What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.

What happend when obama ran for president ?

The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.

What is the difference between Madeline Macan and a Submarine..... they are both full of sea men and are at the bottom of the ocean

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Why Did Technoblade Die? Because God Wished Him Dead For All The Orphans He Made Fun Of

My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.

Dogs say woof Cows say moo Idiots say “The site will be less dead when school starts again”

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.