Dead Jokes

follow me and heard a nois so im dead

i dumed the dead disabeled persons body into a dumster full of rats

my parents are dead lol said the orphan

Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead

Did you hear about the dead Italian chef? He pasta way!

Q.Which game does necro like the most

Into the dead part 1

you didn't know that hellen keller is dead? its fine neither does she

Ukraine be like dead children.... RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor

my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard

Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

Uranus caught a 3metre flatty while surfing . Check the tail still kicking. Deadly my bruss!

Mom:You can't die in the living room david so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself David:I will surpase kakarot Jordan:*dead on the living room floor

boy: i dead girl: is that why your so ugly? boy: no, i was just born this way

Stephens Not Dead his WiFi is slow

when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Do You know when an African doesn't feel hungry? When he is is dead.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)