What makes you guys high? I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
