How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Dead Jokes
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
I'm Gay.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
