What do you tell a dead metal fan? Rust in peace
What do you call a snail without a shell? Dead
what you call a indian person not starving dead
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
the emo kid wanted a high five i left him hanging so did the tree
Q: what did one one snake say to the other? A: Nothing because they are both dead
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
Gvido gubis
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
x : morning sunshine y : oh, yeah 30 minutes more
Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal
Friend: Sure
Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead
Me: Aren't you my son
Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are Dead.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
because he’s dead.
you idiot.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock.
Whose there
Not your dad
Wy du ded baybies cri? Just kidng thay ar ded
