What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What do you call a pig that does karate
A pork chop
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to panera bread Panera, My parents are dead
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
