Wy du ded baybies cri? Just kidng thay ar ded
hahahahhahahhah my nan died :)
Where is a place where people die
Rosshall Academy
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018
When did the tomatoes said to the tomato ketchup
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Why can't ghost stay happy? Because they are to skollys
imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflaushed!
How do you communicate too the dead? Jump up and down on the ground and speak in morse code
I remember my grandfathers last words:
Are you holding the ladder
Wy dose canker kil yu becase it dose 🌝
Why cood yoo not heer the dinasor clap? Becasue its deade
Im deas inside
What did the lampost say to the other lampost. Nothing because it cant speak
i cant believe my friends.they killed themselves without me
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Why did the clown stop smiling? Someone chopped his lips off.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."