Dead jokes

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.

How do you know if your wife is dead?

Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.

911 what's your emergency?

Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!

Operator: What happened!?

Me: She bit the tip.

Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Your dead son.

What's a dead person's favorite sentence?

"I made it."

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?

Doctor: The morgue.

Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!

Doctor: And we're not there yet!

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Q. Which game does necro like the most?

Into the dead part 1.

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

What is blue and wiggling on my floor?

A baby in a bag.

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?