wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
when you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead then you fail at suiciding-
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day. Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
What do u call a downy under water
Dead fish
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
Corpses aren’t funny- they’re dead serious
Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.
The last thing I said to my dog was Play dead
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
knock knock whos there discord server discord server who this server is dead bye bitchs I got better thing to do than wattch you sit here and type like a sloth
Ironic that this page is dead
