Day Jokes

I don’t Mexicans have sex education and drivers education on the same day. Because the donkey get tired

So one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

I was with my friend atom the other day he’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet

One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.

11/9 Is opposite day the towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11 way

Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running

Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?

Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim parctice, and a bunch of hw, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

Push yourself, because no one will do it for you.

Love y'all so much!

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day, i painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping, still had some extra space

Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day because they don’t have a mother to give to

Anonymous1 day ago A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams 2 0 0

This is a bad day for me?

one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"