Day jokes
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Hi, how are you doing today?
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
I asked my dad to come to my Fatherโs Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, โDonโt be silly!โ
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesnโt have a home page.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
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