Day jokes
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.