Day jokes

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

You know what should give up and stay dead?

Fortnite.

I tried to eat a clock the other day.

It was very time consuming.

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

I poo 11 times a day.

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.